Photography


24
Jan 10

Mom Captured the Present, I Long for the Past

Mom's Friend Smoking a Cigarette

While I was in Florida this past Christmas, I decided to take up a pet project scanning old family photo albums, many of which had somehow made their way into my brother’s old bedroom. These are some of the photographs my mom took in the 1960s and 70s. The first time I flipped through the yellowed album pages, caressing the textured, fading, chemically-treated pieces of paper, I was overwhelmed by a strange feeling – a sort of furry, perhaps velutinous sensation that I couldn’t quite explain. I ran downstairs in a bit of a panic, trying distractedly to self-administer brain wave therapy, worried that I might be experiencing the sure symptoms of early-onset Alzheimer’s, sudden death syndrome, or maybe even indigestion. My mom quickly recognized the problem, sat me down, made me a warm mug of oatmeal with cinnamon and soymilk, and explained to me in simple terms that, back in her day, photographs contained these things called “memories”, which sort of disappeared after the advent of digital cameras and the annihilation of all squares. Apparently, it’s believed that film grain may be responsible for a type of delusion known as “reminiscence”. When viewed through the medium of a computer monitor, people often mistake these images for modern clothing advertisements, their subjects as supermodels or even “fashionable young people”. Essentially, this significantly decreases the harmful effects that photographs pose to one’s spiritual health. However, if you were born in the 1980s or beyond and happen upon your parents’ old photo albums, you may want to take caution, as it’s not unlikely that you will find a hole in your heart, a gaping wound in your soul, where these phantasmagorical, tangible objects of nostalgia, will never exist…

Enjoy!


20
Jan 10

Kitty’s Cleaners

Kitty's Cleaners

Kristin Fulscher is a graphic designer / potential rabid rabbi-pornographer living in Montreal, Quebec. She has a signage blog. She lets me post there, probably because she feels bad about the time she mistook me for an invisible “ethnic” person.


17
Jan 10

When you’re alone, and life is making you lonely…

You probably shouldn’t go to Downtown Miami, especially if you’ve recently taken a graduate course in economic development heavy in critical theory and other sorts unspeakably dense academic literature. No matter what your professors tell you, the effects of rethinking on the brain are irreversible, and drinking only exacerbates the problem. Really, the only surefire cure is Liana Pailodze.


10
Nov 09

Panic Sisters

Panic Bomber and the TM Sisters

Panic Bomber and Monica and Tasha Lopez de Victoria of the TM Sisters are up to something. I recently happened upon them on the beach at sunrise, concocting elaborate and fantastic poses which they proceeded to strike and hold, brilliantly, for an audience of hermit crabs and seagulls. Luckily I had my camera handy. They let me snap a few pictures, but wouldn’t give me too much detail on their upcoming collaboration. I attempted to imagine some of the possibilities, but fell into a dissociative fugue only to awaken in a Wal-Mart check-out lane with 75 bags of flavored marshmallows and an emergency car repair kit. Continue reading →


17
Sep 09

Bette Belle

While in Modesto with Devin’s family last winter, I came across this photo of his grandmother, Bette Belle, in her ballerina days. I decided to try my hand at restoring it and presented her with the restored version as a gift on her birthday (to which she responded, “Oh, look at my old socks”).